OLB: [I just saw] the entire Gyllenhaal family, including Peter and the baby!! They literally sat 4 feet away from us at the next table. AND I know what Jake got for Christmas
Me: Noooooo! WHAT?? How did Jake look?? What is their baby's name? Ramona?
OLB: Something like that. Anyways, he got...
Me: (please say underwear)
OLB: A pair of cashmere socks, a british tea set, and a hanging garden wooden chime.
Me: How totally sweet
OLB: And slightly gay. Jake looked adorable in his grey Polo cardigan
Me: Aw, I love him.
OLB: Famke Janson was there too but at a different table
Me: eh, we don't care about her
So there you have it friends, you are the first to know how Jake’s tootsies are being kept warm this winter. Enjoy this pic of him all decked out for the holidays.

UPDATE:For the record, they were at Angelini's on Beverly. And also, today is Jake's birthday, so please mentally change all above "holiday" references to "birthday."

8 comments:
very gay!
Lucky Bitch indeed! I am so jealous!
I find it hard to believe that the Gyllenhaals were opening gifts in a resturaunt, sounds kind of tacky to me.
Perhaps the gifts were for Hanukkah!! Jakey is Jewish after all!!
Perhaps the gifts were for his birthday!!
It was his birthday on the 19th.
It does sound a little odd that they were exchanging gifts in a restaurant.
Kinda weird gifts in and of themselves, the "gayness" of them aside. Socks and a tea set? Wind chimes I will let pass as one of those gifts people buy from those crap catalogs full of shit no one wants, when they don't know what to get someone.
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