He Looka Likea Man

I love how Keanu Reeves isn't afraid to look homeless in public. Or maybe it's his disguise, so crazed fans don't run up to him and pretend like they know him, and call him incessantly, and then get really really sad when he doesn’t return their calls, but still vow to love him till eternity, even when certain Welsh actors threaten to take over his place in their hearts. What? It’s not me. It’s someone I know.






In an unrelated story, whose hand is that in the foreground? Do I have to smack a bitch??