How gay is Ted Haggard?

I love how quickly Ted Haggard went from “I’ve never met the man” to “Oh, you meant my meth dealer/massage buddy.” It was almost as quick as the Evangelical Church’s
decision to remove him from his position as leader of the influential church.

Here he is in a quick clip from Jesus Camp, which film he later disowned, claiming it misrepresented the Evangelical faith.





Hey Ted, as long as you’re offering, I’ll take that thousand bucks.

Unrelated gay sidebar: didn’t we already know Doogie Howser was gay?