Picture it. Last night. Ammo on Highland Ave. I’m enjoying a pomegranate martini, when who should pull up on his fancy motorcycle? Ryan Reynolds, looking very scruffy and very much like Ryan Gosling. If you don’t remember him from
“Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place,” you might recognize him as the star of
Just Friends, Amityville Horror, and my personal favorite,
School of Life. He is also the owner of this body.

Wowser. So Alanis Morissette breaks up with him and it’s all fine, but when she breaks up with
Dave Coulier we get Jagged Little Pill? Someone needs to straighten out her priorities.